Podcast – Ryan Watches ‘Return to Oz’
Ryan’s Synopsis: “My return to Oz was shitty.”
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Return To Oz
Return to Oz
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Ryan’s Synopsis: “My return to Oz was shitty.”
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Return To Oz
Return to Oz
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Ryan’s Synopsis: “Her mom goes through an exorcism and kills people, then they export her to Italy.”
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The Devil Inside
The Devil Inside
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Ryan’s Synopsis: “It’s kind of zany how he gets peoples’ tooths.”
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Tooth Fairy
Tooth Fairy
Tooth Fairy
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Ryan’s Synopsis: “Miley Cyrus is an excellent pianist.”
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The Last Song- $1.99
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Ryan’s Synopsis: “It’s a wolf comedy.”
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Teen Wolf Too- $2.99
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Ryan’s Synopsis:”At the end you see a lot of wiener. A lot of zombie wiener.”
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Otto; or Up with Dead People- $2.99
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Ryan’s Synopsis:”The girl eats a Gobstopper and passes out. Then she eats another one and passes out again.”
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Hansel & Gretel- $3.99
Hansel & Gretel- $12.99
Ryan’s Synopsis: “Satan reincarnates him and turns him into an asshole.”
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End of Days
End of Days
Ryan’s Synopsis: “Lucky Luciano was a vagina.”
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Mobsters
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Ryan’s Synopsis: “Leatherface looks like an old lady.”
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
Ryan’s Synopsis:”There’s toxic waste and Orlando Bloom tries to bang some chick. That’s pretty much it.”
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Main Street
Main Street
Ryan’s Synopsis: “It was banned for people dying like assholes.”
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Ryan’s Synopsis: “A hobbit and 13 elves go on a quest and I got lost after that.”
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The Hobbit : The Original Unedited 1977 Animated Classic
Ryan’s Synopsis: “I’m pretty into Christmas movies, and this is more of a feel good stupid-ass non-Christmas Christmas movie.”
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Surviving Christmas
Ryan’s Synopsis: Santa is an excellent marksman.
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Silent Night, Deadly Night (Better Watch Out / Initiation / The Toymaker)
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Ryan’s Tag Line: “It’s basically two people form Dirty Dancing, one crazy guy, the chick from Back to the Future and a couple unknown people. And it’s terrible.”
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Red Dawn