It’s been announced that the next Hasbro toy to be adapted into a film will be their popular Tonka line of trucks and vehicles. As if the idea of this doesn’t already make you throw up in your mouth, it’s also been announced that Happy Madison will be producing. For those of you unaware, Happy Madison has produced some gems including last year’s Bucky Larson, and Jack and Jill.It’s been reported that the feature will be an animated family film, most likely in the same vein as Cars, with Tonka trucks that can talk and go on fantastical adventures. Fred Wolf, writer of Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2, is writing the screenplay, which further proves that this is going to be a disaster.
Please stop destroying my childhood, I beg you.
