‘Fast & Furious 6’ Extended Trailer

It seems like only yesterday that my friends with their hooked up Civics and Neons were gushing about the release of The Fast and The Furious, and now, twelve years later, the franchise is still pooping out mediocre films for car nuts.

With Fast & Furious 6, we see the return of many of the previous cast members, some of whom died in the previous films. Much like these characters, the franchise itself seems to never know when to stay dead. Then again, as long as there’s a 17 year old spending his allowance on intakes and rims, these movies will always make money.

The film stars Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Jordana Brewster, Michelle Rodriguez, Ludacris, Tyrese Gibson, Joe Taslim, and Luke Evans, and is set to hit theaters May 24th.

Since Dom (Diesel) and Brian’s (Walker) Rio heist toppled a kingpin’s empire and left their crew with $100 million, our heroes have scattered across the globe. But their inability to return home and living forever on the lam have left their lives incomplete.

Meanwhile, Hobbs (Johnson) has been tracking an organization of lethally skilled mercenary drivers across 12 countries, whose mastermind (Evans) is aided by a ruthless second-in-command revealed to be the love Dom thought was dead, Letty (Rodriguez). The only way to stop the criminal outfit is to outmatch them at street level, so Hobbs asks Dom to assemble his elite team in London. Payment? Fu

ll pardons for all of them so they can return home and make their families whole again.