Podcast: Ryan Watches a Movie 244 – PIRATES (2005) May 25, 2017 Ryan Holes Podcast, Ryan Watches a Movie Save This week, in honor of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales hitting theaters, Ryan watches Pirates, the 2005 pornographic parody. Ryan’s Score: 1/10 Ryan’s Synopsis: “I don’t consider myself a good judge of wiener.” Save 0 Shares Facebook Twitter Email Copy Link