Podcast: Ryan Watches a Movie 72 – 10,000 B.C.
This week in honor of White House Down hitting theaters, we make Ryan watch Roland Emmerich‘s 10,000 B.C.
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This week in honor of White House Down hitting theaters, we make Ryan watch Roland Emmerich‘s 10,000 B.C.
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This week, in honor of World War Z hitting theaters, we make Ryan watch Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead. Something tells me this is exactly like Brad Pitt‘s new film…only with more fart and poop jokes.
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This week in honor of The Man of Steel hitting theaters, we make Ryan watch Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.
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This week, in honor of The Rambler hitting theaters, we make Ryan watch The Oregonian and surprise him by bringing in director Calvin Lee Reeder to the conversation.
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This week, in honor of M. Night Shyamalan‘s After Earth hitting theaters, we make Ryan watch The Last Airbender.
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Ryan’s Score: 1/10
Ryan’s Synopsis: “The main character’s mom is a stripper with his girlfriend.”
Ryan’s Score: 2/10
Ryan’s Synopsis: “The alien looks like the baby from Dinosaurs.”
Purchase:
Galaxina
Galaxina / Crater Lake Monster- Double Feature-
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Ryan’s Score: 2/10
Ryan’s Synopsis: “This guy and this other guy escape and get taken hostage.”
Purchase:
Aftershock
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Ryan’s Score: 1/10
Ryan’s Synopsis: “Have you ever eaten animal excrement by accident?”
Purchase:
Metal Man
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Ryan’s Score: 4/10
Ryan’s Synopsis: “Shia LaBeouf becomes Superman and wins the day again.”
Purchase:
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo)
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Ryan’s Synopsis: “I see Brad Pitt and he disappears, then I see Sean Penn and he disappears, then I see ocean water and floating penises.”
Purchase:
The Tree of Life (Three-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo