This week we make Ryan watch Gore Verbinski‘s Mousehunt in honor of Gore Verbinski’s The Lone Ranger in theaters now. After looking at the reviews, it looks like we should have just sent him to see that one instead.
This week in honor of White House Down hitting theaters, we make Ryan watch Roland Emmerich‘s 10,000 B.C.
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This week, in honor of World War Z hitting theaters, we make Ryan watch Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead. Something tells me this is exactly like Brad Pitt‘s new film…only with more fart and poop jokes.
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This week in honor of The Man of Steel hitting theaters, we make Ryan watch Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.
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This week, in honor of The Rambler hitting theaters, we make Ryan watch The Oregonian and surprise him by bringing in director Calvin Lee Reeder to the conversation.
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This week, in honor of M. Night Shyamalan‘s After Earth hitting theaters, we make Ryan watch The Last Airbender.
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Ryan’s Score: 1/10
Ryan’s Synopsis: “The main character’s mom is a stripper with his girlfriend.”
Ryan’s Score: 2/10
Ryan’s Synopsis: “The alien looks like the baby from Dinosaurs.”
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Galaxina
Galaxina / Crater Lake Monster- Double Feature-
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Ryan’s Score: 2/10
Ryan’s Synopsis: “This guy and this other guy escape and get taken hostage.”
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Aftershock
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Ryan’s Score: 1/10
Ryan’s Synopsis: “Have you ever eaten animal excrement by accident?”
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Metal Man
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Ryan’s Score: 4/10
Ryan’s Synopsis: “Shia LaBeouf becomes Superman and wins the day again.”
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Transformers: Dark of the Moon (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo)
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Ryan’s Synopsis: “I see Brad Pitt and he disappears, then I see Sean Penn and he disappears, then I see ocean water and floating penises.”
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The Tree of Life (Three-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo
Ryan’s Synopsis: “Paul Walker is always in my face.”
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Timeline (Widescreen Edition)
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Ryan’s Synopsis: “It’s a Catwoman waste of time.”
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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Ryan’s Synopsis: “There were a lot of penis jokes in this.”
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Space Chimps
Space Chimps
Ryan’s Synopsis: “Are you supposed to tip that asshole?”
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Trash Humpers
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