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‘Clash of the Titans’ (1981)

‘Clash of the Titans’ (1981)

Ryan’s Score: 4/10 Ryan’s Summary: “If you’re watching it to be impressed, you won’t be impressed.” Purchase:

Clash of the Titans (Keep Case Packaging)
Clash of the Titans (Blu-ray Book Packaging)

 



 Posted by: Adam Patterson   April 2, 2012 
‘Beware Children at Play’

‘Beware Children at Play’

Ryan’s Score: .5/10 Ryan’s Summary: “I watched this movie three times and I still don’t f*cking understand it.” Purchase:

Beware! Children at Play
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Listen: http://filmpulse.net/ryan/Ryan8.mp3

 Posted by: Adam Patterson   March 25, 2012 
‘Collision Course’

‘Collision Course’

Ryan’s Score:5/10 Ryan’s Summary:”A shittier version of Rush Hour with Jay Leno instead of Chris Tucker.” Purchase:

Collision Course

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Listen: http://filmpulse.net/ryan/Ryan7.mp3

 Posted by: Adam Patterson   March 25, 2012 
‘The Adventures of Pluto Nash’

‘The Adventures of Pluto Nash’

Ryan’s Score:2/10 Ryan’s Summary:”The Moon should never be in Eddie Murphy’s hands.” Purchase:

The Adventures of Pluto Nash

 

 

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Listen: http://filmpulse.net/ryan/Ryan6.mp3

 Posted by: Adam Patterson   March 25, 2012 
‘Adventures of Power’

‘Adventures of Power’

Ryan’s Score: 1/10 Ryan’s Summary:”Who in their right mind would say, ‘Yeah I think this is good?'” Purchase:

Adventures of Power

 

 

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Listen: http://filmpulse.net/ryan/Ryan5.mp3

 Posted by: Adam Patterson   March 25, 2012 
‘Navy Seals’

‘Navy Seals’

Ryan’s Score:5/10 Ryan’s Summary:”The Allstate guy turns out to not be in good hands, because he dies.” Purchase:

Navy Seals
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Listen:

http://filmpulse.net/ryan/Ryan4.mp3
 

 Posted by: Adam Patterson   March 25, 2012 
‘Wild At Heart’

‘Wild At Heart’

Ryan’s Score: 3/10 Ryan’s Summary:”Kill yourself before watching this movie.” Purchase:

Wild at Heart (Special Edition)
Wild at Heart

 
 
 
 

Listen: http://filmpulse.net/ryan/Ryan3.mp3

 Posted by: Adam Patterson   March 25, 2012 
‘A Serbian Film’

‘A Serbian Film’

Ryan’s Score: 6/10 Ryan’s Summary: “Little kids get naked and have lots of sex” Purchase:

A Serbian Film
A Serbian Film
 
 
 
 
 

Listen:

 Posted by: Adam Patterson   March 25, 2012 
‘Krull’

‘Krull’

Ryan’s Score: 2/10 Ryan’s Summary: “I want a fire-mare to run over this movie” Purchase:

Krull (Special Edition)

 

 

 

 

Listen: http://filmpulse.net/ryan/ryan2.mp3

 Posted by: Adam Patterson   March 25, 2012 
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