Ryan Watches a Movie

Podcast – Ryan Watches ‘Return to Oz’

Ryan’s Score: 2/10

Ryan’s Synopsis: “My return to Oz was shitty.”

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Podcast – Ryan Watches ‘The Devil Inside’

Ryan’s Score: 3/10

Ryan’s Synopsis: “Her mom goes through an exorcism and kills people, then they export her to Italy.”

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The Devil Inside
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Podcast – Ryan Watches ‘Tooth Fairy’

Ryan’s Score: 4/10

Ryan’s Synopsis: “It’s kind of zany how he gets peoples’ tooths.”

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Tooth Fairy
Tooth Fairy
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Podcast – Ryan Watches ‘The Last Song’

Ryan’s Score: 5/10

Ryan’s Synopsis: “Miley Cyrus is an excellent pianist.”

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Podcast – Ryan Watches ‘Teen Wolf Too’

Ryan’s Score: 4/10

Ryan’s Synopsis: “It’s a wolf comedy.”

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Podcast – Ryan Watches ‘Otto; Or, Up With Dead People’

Ryan’s Score: 1/10

Ryan’s Synopsis:”At the end you see a lot of wiener. A lot of zombie wiener.”

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Podcast- Ryan Watches ‘Hansel and Gretel’

Ryan’s Score: .5/10

Ryan’s Synopsis:”The girl eats a Gobstopper and passes out. Then she eats another one and passes out again.”

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Podcast – Ryan Watches ‘End of Days’

Ryan’s Score: 3/10

Ryan’s Synopsis: “Satan reincarnates him and turns him into an asshole.”

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End of Days

Podcast – Ryan Watches ‘Mobsters’

Ryan’s Score: 2/10

Ryan’s Synopsis: “Lucky Luciano was a vagina.”

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Podcast – Ryan Watches ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Next Generation’

Ryan’s Score: 1/10

Ryan’s Synopsis: “Leatherface looks like an old lady.”

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Podcast – Ryan Watches ‘Main Street’

Ryan’s Score: 2/10

Ryan’s Synopsis:”There’s toxic waste and Orlando Bloom tries to bang some chick. That’s pretty much it.”

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Podcast – Ryan Watches ‘Django’

Ryan’s Score: 5/10

Ryan’s Synopsis: “It was banned for people dying like assholes.”

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Django

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Podcast – Ryan Watches ‘The Hobbit’ (1977)

Ryan’s Score: 1/10

Ryan’s Synopsis: “A hobbit and 13 elves go on a quest and I got lost after that.”

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Podcast – Ryan Watches ‘Surviving Christmas’

Ryan’s Score: 4/10

Ryan’s Synopsis: “I’m pretty into Christmas movies, and this is more of a feel good stupid-ass non-Christmas Christmas movie.”

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Podcast – Ryan Watches ‘Silent Night Deadly Night’

Ryan’s Score: 1/10

Ryan’s Synopsis: Santa is an excellent marksman.

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Podcast – Ryan Watches ‘Red Dawn’

Ryan’s Score: 5/10

Ryan’s Tag Line: “It’s basically two people form Dirty Dancing, one crazy guy, the chick from Back to the Future and a couple unknown people. And it’s terrible.”

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